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joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

megafreeman:

senorpacman:

can you read it?????????????????

You should work on voice acting in EA for Sims 4

WHAT IS GOING ON

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jaydedtwatsky:

if you don’t think he is adorable as fuck you need to get out of my face

Cardboard Castles (Watsky)

phil-is-cutie:

Every time George smiles, a unicorn is born

He didn’t jump off that ledge, he just stepped out into the air and pulled the ground up towards him really fast.
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bryershere:

need. all of it.

bryershere:

need. all of it.

chiaravenger:

George Watsky - If I were President.

This guy got it right.

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

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weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

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unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

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princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

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